Meet dapper Vince: oatmeal-hued faux fur, bright-eyed confidence, and a button nose that means business. He’s dressed in a faux-fur vest fastened with slim velvet ribbon buttons and a jaunty bow tie for good measure. In one hand, a bouquet of tiny rose-colored blooms; under his arm, a sparkling goose tucked in snug as a secret. Clearly, Vince has plans.